Ranger Convention

 

"So, I'm like tracking this ogre into his lair.."

"What?  Hut or Cave?"

"Dungeon actually, abandoned of course."

"Phew.  Dungeon?"

"Ya, I know, right?"

"So, I'm right on his ass.."

"Wait, so like how big?"

"What, the ogre?"

"Naw, the dungeon?  10x10?  20x20?"

"Dunno, didn't measure.  I'd say, from like here to over to that tree over there, about that long."

"Eh, about 20 feet, looks like."

"Right.  Whatever.  So, there's this big oak door."

"Hey!  You guys hear that?"

"What?"

"Duh, I've been hearing it for the last few minutes.  I think that's Ranger Johnson coming, he's loud as shit!"